Fanon Damara: ME SO HORNY!!!!!
Canon Damara: YOU MAD BRO?
Fanon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll.....1 w1sh 1 was normal sometimes.....
Canon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll....1 w1sh 1 had more self confidence.....1'm not nearly as amaz1ng as everyone th1nks.... what do you mean "What do you mean everyone?"?
Fanon Mituna: TUL4 TUL4 TUL444 1M FELL DOWN!!!??!!111 K155 MY BOOBOO
Canon Mituna: 7 VAGANIA5. M4BY3 MOR3. IMANGINE... OW FUCK 1 5WE4R TO G0GDGDGD FL00R 1F YOU DON'T C3LM ETH FUCK DOWN 1 W1LL 2I48YT8QM4830JQF NVQHIOQJFQ22408 .... H3Y L4TUL4 1 G0T 4 800800 0N MY 8ULG3 3H3H3H3H3H3H3
Fanon Kankri: 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah TW TW TW (# OH GOD I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME.)
Canon Kankri: Furtherm9re, I think I speak f9r all 9f us *right s9rt* 9f pe9ple that acting in such a pr96lematic manner (# not to mention disagreeing with because WTF that practically means y9u disagree with s9cial pr9gress as a c9ncept) means y9u have internalized a6liesm, casteism, speciesism, and yes, even the very min9r prejudice of sexism, meaning even th9ugh you are (allegedly) warm6looded, disa6led, m*tant, and female, y9u are, perhaps, w9rse than regular privileged individuals, which I must say is n9t a very flattering way of 6eing. It w9uld 6e m9re c9nducive t9 a safe space if you were t9, y9u kn9w, st9p existing, 6ut such is the way 9f the w9rld, isn't it? (#H9nestly we pretty much want y9u t9 kill y9urself #6ut I can't say THAT al9ud, can I?)
Fanon Meulin: SQUEEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Canon Meulin: ....SQUEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Fanon Porrim: *Flirts with everyone, poses sexily yet classily*
Canon Porrim: Well, there's a lo+t o+f co+ntinuity between befo+ran and earth concepts of gender hierarchy, mo+re than yo+u may think. It's really a fascinating to+pic, if yo+u aren't to+o+ bo+thered by it. Listen, I so+metimes think I give Kanny a little bit to+o+ much freedo+m... do+n't let his to+xic ideas abo+ut gender get to yo+u. Remember to+ keep expo+ring yo+urself in a way that's co+mfo+rtable in yo+ur o+wn skin, and kno+w yo+u can talk to+ me. :)
Fanon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally moons about teen love triangle drama)
Canon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally suppresses a panic attack possibly related to a legitimate anxiety disorder)
Fanon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself...To many people knew I was worthless.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you :::::).
Canon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself... too many people thought I was worthless, probably secretly jealous of my superior a8liities, kindness, and intellect.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you ::::).
Fanon Horuss: 8=D < Uguu desu ne~~~
Canon Horuss: 8=D < It behooves me to act hapfilly all the time! *SCREAMING AND SOBBING INTERNALLY*
Fanon Kurloz: :o)
Canon Kurloz: :o) (# ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE WICKED-ASS AGE OF BLOOD. INFIDEL PUPPETS, TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY HAND. I AM BUT THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE GREAT ONE. YOUR SOULS WILL KNOW THE FAYGO-SWEET KISS OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION SOON ENOUGH, AND YOUR PAIN WILL BE SMOTHERED BY THE COLD GREASEPAINT OF NOTHINGNESS.)
Fanon Cronus: Another rejection... sigh... guess I'm just as wvorthless as evweryone says.
Canon Cronus: Another rejection. Another ungrateful shitlord. Do they knowv wvhat an HONOR it wvould be? If I felt like it, and they're lucky I don't because they're not wvorth the effort, I could maybe let them knowv wvhat it means to offend royalty... Oh wvait, someone's coming... *SOB* OOOH GUESS I'M JUST AS WVORTHLESS AS EVWERYONE SAYS *HEAVE*.
Fanon Meenah: *Is Nicki Minaj*
Canon Meenah: yeah I killed and attempted to kill several people who probs didnt deserve it but whatevs

GUESS WHAT

YOOOOO AN EVEN 25 FOLLOWERS
I HAVE BEEN *WAITING*

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theofficialmrsclaus:

THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

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Anonymous Asked:
ur not a girl dude just stop

bigbrotherhmg:

dajo42:

dajo42:

ah! just hold one for one second…

i’m looking in my handbag for a fuck to give about you but it seems mostly empty…

except for this old thing…

i wonder what that could mean.

actually i don’t wonder. that was a lie i just told. sorry about that. but what i’m not sorry about is what i am, what i know i am and what i know i will still be tomorrow even if i get a hundred more messages like this.

do you think you’re being original? do you think you can just tell me to stop and i will? that’s like telling the sun not to like, idk, be the fucking sun. it’s not happening. give up.

the other thing is, your message is tame. it’s so mild. you’re like a little drop of water in a sea of hot sauce. i get death threats, i get people telling me i’m going to hell, i get people who sincerely want to hurt me just because of who i am.

and i’m still fucking doing it.

but little arrogant plot holes like you think you can just tell me to stop.

no, you wet toaster. no.

i am a fucking queen and i will be a woman for as long as i know myself to be one. you will be a damp fork for as long as the universe continues to exist.

anyway if you’re done being a century old sock i’m going to go be a woman somewhere you’re not being a human embodiment of chapped lips

this got to 10k without me noticing

<3

Yaaaasssss

danasonarset:

I found a thing on facebook.
What got me going was the neon jacket that reminded me of Tuna haha
I wanted to do the lower part too, but am too lazeh

But frankly, I believe attraction is subjective :l I don’t think bashing other people’s fashion preferences is any good

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